Lady Gaga goes "gaga on twitter

A wise person somewhere once said that Twitter was more or less invented for narcissistic stars to post topless photos of themselves. And we're all for it.
It's fitting, in a way, that Lady Gaga took to the social media venue to get naked too, since every other time we see her, we talk about her outrageous outfits.
Might as well shake things up and show us Lady Gaga topless!
The real reason for the pic? Celebrating her 24th birthday. Here she is holding a "communist-red teacup" that she declared the "perfect Birthday gift."
She also Tweets: "Last words are for fools who haven't." Sp think about that. Let it marinate. There's no way you're even still reading this, right? Hello?

Beyounce is not pregnant!

Despite reports surfacing last week that Jay-Z got Beyonce pregnant, Knowles is not. Whatever "rock solid source" people quoted apparently wasn't so solid.

A publicist for her label, Sony, tells Rolling Stone as much.

Contrary to celebrity gossip stating that she was “fine and resting now,” that she would “continue working through her pregnancy,” and that Jay-Z is “extremely happy to be having his first child,” a publicist for Sony says the report is simply false.Despite the fact that they are two of the most successful artists of a decade - the pair recently topped a Forbes list of entertainment’s top-earning couples - even after they wed in April 2008, they kept their relationship extremely quiet.

So don't expect any baby press conferences when and if she actually is with child, which she's not now. Congratulations to the two anyway ... for being so awesome“untrue.”

Tiger Woods.....What a mess

Tiger Woods celebrated the arrival of his first child, daughter Sam Alexis, by secretly meeting up with Joslyn James, according to new reports from ... James.

Woods flew Joslyn to the first tournament he played after wife Elin Woods gave birth back on June 18, 2007. Tiger announced then that he was taking time off.

However, that same week, the golf legend had his best pal and business manager Bryon Bell coordinate a secret rendezvous with Joslyn James! Classy move.

Tiger paid for Joslyn James to fly from Seattle to Washington D.C, to meet on the same weekend that he played in the AT&T National in Bethesda, Maryland.Tiger Woods plans to return to golf at the Masters in Augusta, Ga., on April 8.

Elin Woods plans to skip that if at all possible, according to various reports.

The golfing great's scorned spouse has been weighing whether to attend the tournament, which would be a very public display of support for her husband.

That's obviously just the scenario Tiger's camp would like to see happen at the event, according to a source, who declined to say if Elin is still wearing her chastity belt of spikes, but notes that his pressure alone won't make her decision.
Elin Woods did not attend the tournament. Convenient. At a press conference there, Tiger Woods said: "It's been fantastic to have Sam Alexis part of our life."

"It was a dream come true for Elin, myself and all of our family. We've been obviously working a little bit and a lot of late nights, but it's been a lot of fun."

We're sure those latse nights were fun ... with Joslyn.

Her Tiger Woods text messages made it abundantly clear what their relationship was like ... spanking, choking, golden showers, threesomes and whatnot.

Dude was into some sick $h!t. No wonder that despite being just one of many mistresses, Elin Woods is said to be particularly upset about Joslyn James.
On the contrary, even: "Elin does not want to go to the Masters and is preparing for a trip to see her family and friends in Sweden," an insider dished."She is also being asked by Tiger to attend the Masters, even if for only half a day, to look like she is interested in supporting Tiger's return to golf."

"But really, she would rather not be there."

Instead, the source believes the intensely private Elin will continue to keep a low profile and fly a commercial airline to Sweden, where her family lives:

"Tiger's [private] plane is too 'in your face' for her now. She does not want to go to Augusta, and it is easier to be far away than home in Orlando."

While things appeared to be going well for the couple, committed to living together and rebuilding his image, things took a bad turn at some point.

We're guessing it was around the time when Joslyn James unleashed a slew of Tiger Woods text messages upon the world. Angry, filthy sexts, too.