Lady Gaga goes "gaga on twitter

A wise person somewhere once said that Twitter was more or less invented for narcissistic stars to post topless photos of themselves. And we're all for it.
It's fitting, in a way, that Lady Gaga took to the social media venue to get naked too, since every other time we see her, we talk about her outrageous outfits.
Might as well shake things up and show us Lady Gaga topless!
The real reason for the pic? Celebrating her 24th birthday. Here she is holding a "communist-red teacup" that she declared the "perfect Birthday gift."
She also Tweets: "Last words are for fools who haven't." Sp think about that. Let it marinate. There's no way you're even still reading this, right? Hello?

Micheal Lohan thinks his daughter needs help!

Lindsay Lohan needs help. Michael Lohan is not wrong there.

His motives, however? Highly suspect. Mike decided the best way to reach out to her was to address the public ... in a live press conference. Only Michael Lohan.

Dressed in a suit in his attorney’s NYC office, Lohan blamed the people in Lindsay’s inner circle for enabling her partying and alleged prescription drug addiction.

He fears Lindsay Lohan is going to die unless she gets help, and immediately.

“The people around her know Lindsay is not okay,” Michael said. “I get calls from her closest friends when they’re out with her during the night. I don’t want her to be a statistic. The press is already writing obits for her. How sick is that?”

Pretty sick, dude. As is your conduct.He begged not to be judged for reaching out this way. Too late. “Extraordinary circumstances call for extraordinary measures,” Michael Lohan claims.

“I’ve tried every way possible to reach out to my daughter. I have called, texted ... in difficult times she reaches out to me for help. Last week she called me when she fell into the cactus. She said ‘Daddy, I need security.’ This is not about publicity."

That may be the quote of the year so far.

Michael says he plans to return to Los Angeles to sit down with Lindsay and convince her to go to rehab. For now, he has a message for you sponges:

“If you’re an enabler, get the hell out of the way,” he said. “If Lindsay won’t sit down privately, my attorneys and I will take other measures. I just hope Lindsay is accommodating. Lindsay needs a private setting where she can detox."

The nonsensical one added: "I’m sick and tired of the nonsense.”

Today is a big day for Usher, as his brand new album Raymond v. Raymond hits stores today. The Atlanta singer has survived a costly public divorce, a bunch of leaks and the underwhelming performance of his last album Here I Stand to arrive at Raymond v. Raymond. Much like his protegé Justin Bieber, Usher went on "The Late Show With David Letterman" to celebrate the release of his album with a performance of a new single (in Usher's case, it was "Hey Daddy (Daddy's Home)"). It was an attention-grabbing, theatrical performance, featuring a handful of lovely ladies and at least one Michael Jackson-esque crotch grab. Usher should have a good couple of weeks, as Bieber's album is expected to top this week's Billboard chart and Raymond v. Raymond should do quite well on next week's chart

world most expensive mobile phones

Luxuary phone manufactures like Amusu,Goldvish,vertu can boost of having one of the most costliest phones ever made in their collections,phones that are diamond and gold plaited and have price tags that are mind blowing.This trend is no longer limited to these brands as phone manufactures like nokia and sony ericsson are also making such luxrious phone for high end users.Sony ericsson with its Black Diamond phone and nokia with its gold plaited 8800 series.GoldVish is also a luxuary phone manufacturer and has one of the costliest phones ever made.The GoldVish Piece Unique phone costs 1 million euros.GoldVish Switzerland handsets are made of 18 carat gold (of pink, yellow and white colors) and decorated with diamonds of highest quality Which cost from 22 to 127 thousand euro.Only three people on the planet have such a handset.The handset also won the guiness book of records award for costliest phone.




The waves of opulence are expected to wash down the names of Vertu, Goldvish, Amosu and the likes as the ‘World's most expensive mobile phone’. They now have a stiff competition from the Ancort phone. This Russian company, JSC Ancort, has partnered with jeweler Peter Aloisson to conceive an incredibly expensive version of Swiss Crypto Telecommunication Security’s Crypto Smart telephone that carries and exceeding price tag of $1.3 million. At this price, it’s undeniably got gold and diamonds to its list for main features. But it also boasts of its security features for mobile phone privacy. The solid platinum Crypto Smartphone uses a symmetric 256 bit cryptographic algorithm and Windows CE operating system. In addition to the platinum body, the Ancort logo and the navigation key are made of 18 carat rose gold, as is the navigation key which also carries 28 round cut diamonds.

The phone also comes with a Connolly leather carrying case with platinum trimmings and lock and hand made macassar ebony presentation box with beige suede leather lining again with platinum trimmings and lock. When the box is opened, it plays music and the music can be changed to the your (client’s) choice.
Space has been reserved on the phone and leather pouch for personalization with the company logo or client’s name and initials.

Joke

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course child. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.


The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"



"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."


The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next!"
Did you get it?

Where is Jesus joke

Where Is Jesus


A drunk stumbles along a Baptismal service on a Sunday afternoon
down by the river. He proceeds to stumble down into the water and
stands next to the Minister.

The Minister turns, notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are
you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk looks back and says, "Yes sir, I am."

The Minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him
right back up.

"Have you found Jesus?" the Minister asked.

"No, I didn't!" said the drunk.

The Minister then dunks him under for a quite a bit longer, brings
him up and says, "Now brother, have you found Jesus?"

"No, I did not!" said the drunk again.

Disgusted, the Minister holds the man under for at least 30
seconds this time, brings him up and demands, "For the grace of
God, have you found Jesus yet?!!!??"

The old drunk wipes his eyes and pleads, "Are you sure this is
where he fell in?"

Micheal Jackson

In nine months since he (killed)? Michael Jackson passed away, his former physician, Dr. Conrad Murray has not reached out to the icon's family to apologize at any point.

Why? Because he did nothing wrong. At least that's his take on it.

Sources close to Dr. Murray say he didn't believe the Propofol he administered to MJ killed him, notwithstanding the L.A. County Coroner's conclusion that it totally did.

Examiners say Jackson died from a lethal overdose of the anesthetic, and after an exhaustive investigation, Murray was charged with involuntary manslaughter.

People connected with Conrad Murray say he didn't mention the drug to paramedics because he simply had no idea that Propofol was a factor in Jackson's demise.Really? Hospital-grade anesthesia administered via IV at a private residence when you're out of the room talking to your baby mama isn't even a possible factor?

Tell that to the jury.

As for allegedly hiding Propofol at Jackson's house, Murray's people note it was the doctor himself who informed the LAPD where it could be found two days later.

That appears to be true. Still, why did it take two days?

No wonder Joe Jackson has just filed a wrongful death suit against Murray. Who are we kidding, that shady character would do anything to make a buck off of his dead son ... but Murray isn't helping his own cause with this attitude, that's for sure.Does Dr. Conrad Murray's girlfriend/baby mama, Nicole Alvarez, have any info about the death of Michael Jackson? That's what the LAPD's been trying to find out.

Detectives obtained a search warrant in November and searched a Gmail account belonging to Nicole Alvarez, a woman who had a child with Dr. Conrad Murray.

Murray was staying with her in Santa Monica up until the time Jackson died (June 25, 2009), and police sought records from May through September of last year.

Essentially, detectives wanted to know what Dr. Murray was saying to Nicole Alvarez for two months before and two months after the music star's untimely death. An affidavit mentions a "shipment" Murray may have discussed with Alvarez. Officials believe Dr. Murray had Propofol sent from a Las Vegas pharmacy to Alvarez.

He faces involuntary manslaughter charges in the death of Jackson.

At the center of the prosecution's case are not only Murray's actions that day, but contradictory statements and omissions of facts in statements made to officials.

Meanwhile, a newly-released search warrant details some of what cops discovered at Jackson's mansion in the aftermath of his death. Follow the jump to see ..

Bodyguard Alberto Alvarez is making a shocking accusation against Dr. Conrad Murray, saying the doc halted CPR on Michael Jackson to hide vials of Propofol.

Alvarez, who called 911, told cops months after Jackson's death that Dr. Murray hid bottles of Propofol in a closet so that family and police wouldn't find them.

He told police he saw Dr. Murray running around the room hiding Propofol bottles in a closet near the room where the doctor administered the drug to Jackson.

This adds fuel to a prosecution theory that he covered up evidence.

According to Alvarez, Dr. Murray stopped doing CPR and handed Alvarez drug vials, instructing him to put them in a bag. Alvarez says he saw an IV in Jackson's leg.

He notes that Dr. Conrad Murray took Propofol vials and told Alvarez to put them in a plastic bag, then told Alvarez to put the plastic bag inside a canvas bag.

Alvarez also says Murray told him to remove the IV that contained a white milky substance (Propofol) in another canvas bag. Where the bags went is unclear.
Jackson's mouth and eyes were wide open but there was no sign of life. He was taken to the UCLA Medical Center where he was pronounced dead on June 25.

Alvarez also says that MJ's kids, Prince Michael and Paris, entered the room and cried as they watched Murray administer mouth-to-mouth on the lifeless star.

And there's this: After Jackson died, Murray said he needed to go back to the mansion to get cream Jackson had "so the world wouldn't find out about it."

Sources connected with Murray's defense say he hid nothing. Authorities found bottles of the anesthetic in what looks like a secret compartment of the closet.

Those sources say Alvarez's statement came two months after Jackson died and directly contradicts what the bodyguard told the police the day of MJ's death.

Murray sources say Alvarez never said anything about hiding Propofol at the scene. Dr. Murray told cops two days later where Propofol bottles could be found.

Law enforcement sources believe Murray connected a large bottle directly into the IV and a massive amount, which entered Jackson's system and killed him.

Beyounce is not pregnant!

Despite reports surfacing last week that Jay-Z got Beyonce pregnant, Knowles is not. Whatever "rock solid source" people quoted apparently wasn't so solid.

A publicist for her label, Sony, tells Rolling Stone as much.

Contrary to celebrity gossip stating that she was “fine and resting now,” that she would “continue working through her pregnancy,” and that Jay-Z is “extremely happy to be having his first child,” a publicist for Sony says the report is simply false.Despite the fact that they are two of the most successful artists of a decade - the pair recently topped a Forbes list of entertainment’s top-earning couples - even after they wed in April 2008, they kept their relationship extremely quiet.

So don't expect any baby press conferences when and if she actually is with child, which she's not now. Congratulations to the two anyway ... for being so awesome“untrue.”

Tiger Woods.....What a mess

Tiger Woods celebrated the arrival of his first child, daughter Sam Alexis, by secretly meeting up with Joslyn James, according to new reports from ... James.

Woods flew Joslyn to the first tournament he played after wife Elin Woods gave birth back on June 18, 2007. Tiger announced then that he was taking time off.

However, that same week, the golf legend had his best pal and business manager Bryon Bell coordinate a secret rendezvous with Joslyn James! Classy move.

Tiger paid for Joslyn James to fly from Seattle to Washington D.C, to meet on the same weekend that he played in the AT&T National in Bethesda, Maryland.Tiger Woods plans to return to golf at the Masters in Augusta, Ga., on April 8.

Elin Woods plans to skip that if at all possible, according to various reports.

The golfing great's scorned spouse has been weighing whether to attend the tournament, which would be a very public display of support for her husband.

That's obviously just the scenario Tiger's camp would like to see happen at the event, according to a source, who declined to say if Elin is still wearing her chastity belt of spikes, but notes that his pressure alone won't make her decision.
Elin Woods did not attend the tournament. Convenient. At a press conference there, Tiger Woods said: "It's been fantastic to have Sam Alexis part of our life."

"It was a dream come true for Elin, myself and all of our family. We've been obviously working a little bit and a lot of late nights, but it's been a lot of fun."

We're sure those latse nights were fun ... with Joslyn.

Her Tiger Woods text messages made it abundantly clear what their relationship was like ... spanking, choking, golden showers, threesomes and whatnot.

Dude was into some sick $h!t. No wonder that despite being just one of many mistresses, Elin Woods is said to be particularly upset about Joslyn James.
On the contrary, even: "Elin does not want to go to the Masters and is preparing for a trip to see her family and friends in Sweden," an insider dished."She is also being asked by Tiger to attend the Masters, even if for only half a day, to look like she is interested in supporting Tiger's return to golf."

"But really, she would rather not be there."

Instead, the source believes the intensely private Elin will continue to keep a low profile and fly a commercial airline to Sweden, where her family lives:

"Tiger's [private] plane is too 'in your face' for her now. She does not want to go to Augusta, and it is easier to be far away than home in Orlando."

While things appeared to be going well for the couple, committed to living together and rebuilding his image, things took a bad turn at some point.

We're guessing it was around the time when Joslyn James unleashed a slew of Tiger Woods text messages upon the world. Angry, filthy sexts, too.

Lindsay Lohan!

linsay lohan

Her friends think Lindsay Lohan is going to die. Apparently some law enforcement officials have been similarly alarmed at her condition and share that sentiment.

Police officers who routinely come in contact with Lindsay - the fact that they do at all tells you something - say they have thought about forcing her to get help.

Cops, unsurprisingly, see Lindsay at her worst - late nights and early mornings when she is absolutely plastered needs assistance avoiding celebrity gossip media.

Some authorities quoted by TMZ cite Lindsay's "erratic behavior" and "attitude," both of which have grown progressively worse over the last several months.

According to reports, during one of Lindsay's crazier nights out recently, the police became so concerned they discussed taking her in for a 5150 evaluation.

Also known as the Britney Spears psychiatric hold.Officers on the scene ultimately decided against it, as she didn't meet all the criteria for a 5150. The train wreck could still take care of herself ... technically.

Over the weekend, we reported that professionals and confidants close to Lindsay fear she's going to die if she doesn't get help for substance abuse ... now.

Here's hoping she heeds the warnings and ends up like Britney - alive, well, and with a career that's as successful as ever, as opposed to the fatal alternative.
If you had Lindsay Lohan in your celebrity death pool for 2010, the people close to her think it might have been a smart wager ... not that they want you to win.

Sources connected to the train wreck believe that she desperately needs to get help, but she refuses to listen. As one extremely close professional person put it:

"If she doesn't get help soon, she's going to die."

People trying to help Lindsay over the last year both professionally and personally feel something terrible will happen unless the celeb immediately gets help.

She promised mayhem in 2010 and is delivering. But will she even be around to see 2011? The way things have been going lately, we'd say 70-30 at best ...

Help for substance abuse, that is. We are not talking about Michael or Dina Lohan, either. Lord knows those two losers are only interested in their own agendas.

These ominous warnings come from people who care and have seriously, albeit quietly tried to convince Lindsay to go to rehab. So far, they haven't succeeded.

In typical fashion, Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been making excuses for her erratic behavior and though she admits she has issues, refuses to do $h!t about it.

After falling after leaving a party she Tweeted, "Only I would get pushed into a large, sharp plant by crazy paparazzi! I need to start wearing flats.

wow! that girl is really really messed up.God,i hope she can be able to get a grip on herself like Britney did,God,its shitty.What do you think?

Things that can break up a relationship

Everyone is always talking about what people lack in relationships and why they don't last, but what about the things people do consistently that destroy relationships. A list that gives 10 reasons that men and women will walk away and it does NOT include cheating.


Top 5 Things Men Do that Destroy Relationships:

1. Not Answering the Phone:

When a man doesn't answer the phone, especially at certain times of the day, it causes suspicion in a woman’s mind.

2. Walk Your Talk:

If a man says he is going to do something, then he needs to make sure that he does it. Don’t give empty promises.

3. Learn to say “I Don't Know”:

When it comes to a mans ego, they cant stand to say “I DON'T KNOW!!!” Women cant stand when a man thinks he knows EVERYTHING!!! Its okay to “Google it” if you don't know.

4. Hogging the Remote:

When a man just takes complete control over the TV, it’s a simple sign that a man is not interested in the things that his woman likes. Watching sports is cool but not 24\7.

5. Bringing Up Weight:

A woman doesn't need her man to constantly remind her that she needs to hit the gym. A woman realizes that she has gained a few pounds when the 1st pound hits. Also by a man always bringing up a woman's weight, it makes it seem that all he cares about is the way she looks and not what she has to offer.



Top 5 Things Women Do to Destroy Relationships:

1. The “WHERE ARE YOU” question:

When a woman calls a man and the first thing she ask him is “WHERE ARE YOU???” That is annoying. If the woman is asking for a specific reason then thats understandable but to ask a man who all the time shows that a woman doesn't trust her man when he’s not with her.

2. The “Who You Talking To” question:

When a man is on the phone and this question is asked, men find this to be very rude. Asking this question co-insides with the above question, it shows that a woman doesn't trust her man and makes a woman appear to be nosy.

3. Nagging:

When a woman starts nagging about nothing. If a man hasn’t done what you want him to do and you nag him about it, it’s really not going to get done once a woman starts nagging.

4. Holding a Grudge:

When a woman holds a grudge and then tries to bring up all the old stuff in a new argument, that drives a man crazy and makes him non-responsive.

5. Allowing a Man Time to Breathe:

Men need time by themselves, to be with friends and family. Men need to feel independent. When a woman doesn’t give a man time to himself then he feels suffocated.

DISCUSS…

Mr world contest,

The Mr world contest 2010 was held in Incheon,South Korea,and it drew contestants from more than 70 countries all over the world.Our Own man Kenneth Okolie from Nigeria represented his country very well as he finished as a second runner up.The contest featured many like sports.
Incheon City

Just 28km from Seoul, Korea’s capital, Incheon has a population of 2.7 million people. The city boasts many attractions on its dramatic landscape including magnificent temples, picturesque beaches, towering mountains and beautiful, secluded islands.

In the late nineteenth century it became a centre for Korea’s modernization. With the signing of trade treaties, first with the US in 1882, then with other world powers of the time, Incheon became Korea’s primary gateway with the outside world. The country’s first train and telephone services were located in Incheon as well.

An exciting, vibrant and outward-looking city, Incheon was the ultimate destination for this year’s search for "The World's Most Desirable Man".
Around sixty contestants put themselves forward for a series of timed physical tests aimed at separating the men from the boys. Only the strongest, fastest and most determined would make it through to the Mr World 2010 Sports Final where the sports champion was crowned.
Mr World Sports is an optional fast track event, but around 50 contestants turned up for the preliminary judging. Overseen by the sports coordinator, the contestants were pushed to their limits with press ups, sit ups, squat thrusts and other timed circuit training exercises. The contestants will power as well as stamina and strength was tested as the top 20 contestants who performed the most number of complete exercises in one minute would go through.
The results were tallied the top twenty were announced as:

South Africa, Thailand, Belarus, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Malta, Mexico, Norway, Russia, Spain, Sweden, Angola, Azerbaijan, Brazil, Denmark, Honduras, India, Kazakhstan, Macedonia FYRO, Panama.

From these only the eight contestants with the best times would make it through to the Mr World Sports Final. The top twenty gathered round and congratulated each other before eagerly anticipating the announcement of the finalists. They were:

South Africa (Red Team)
Thailand (Red Team)
Belarus (Blue Team)
Cyprus (Blue Team)
Czech Republic (Blue Team)
Malta (Black Team)
Mexico (Black Team)
Norway (Black Team)

There was a great satisfaction amongst the finalists as many of them had gone through a morning of hell, where their muscles were stretched and their determination fully tested.

It was announced that all finalists would face each other in a straight race down on the nearby beach. The eight then refueled at lunch and rested for a few hours before travelling down to the beach in the afternoon.

The final race consisted of a 300 metre track set up on the sandy surface which was specially chosen to sap the energy from the leg muscles.
They top eight limbered up before taking positions on the Start/Finish line. It was a close contest but Czech Republic held the initiative throughout and it was no surprise to see him cross the line in first place. He was followed three seconds later by Norway who also ran terrifically. But it was the fight for third place where the race really came to life.
In the last five metres third place changed three times. It looked like South Africa had the podium position before he tried to run faster than his legs could take him and fell flat on his face. Then Cyprus took the position but stumbled a mere metre away from the finish line. He couldn’t stay on his feet and much like South Africa before him, ended up with a mouth full of sand. This flurry of excitement at the death allowed Malta to steal in and snatch third place.

Final results:
3rd Malta 01.20
2nd Norway 01.12
1st Czech Republic 01.09 MR WOLRD TALENT FINAL

1st KOREA
2nd BELGIUM
3rd RUSSIA

The Ballroom at the Hilton in Gyeongju was full of Mr World contestants, dignitaries and honorary guests on Thursday evening as performers from 20 countries around the world took part in the Mr World Talent Final.

The Mayor of Gyeongju opened proceedings with an address. This was followed by Miss World and Miss Korea taking the stage as special guest judges for the evening. Then to the surprise of seated guests there was an amazing performance by the Tae Kwon Doe national demonstration team. It was an exceptional illustration of the strength and grace needed to compete in the sport with some death defying moves that got the crowd onto their feet.

The main event then began with some great performances, including a warrior dance from Kazakhstan, a singing performance from Korea, a piano recital from Belgium, a graceful fitness and samurai routine from Russia, a beautifully choreographed slow-motion dance from Kenya and a mesmerizing magic show from Venezuela.

Before the finalists were announced, the audience were treated to a special Korean fashion show. Miss Koreas from the past years modelled beautiful Hanbok’s, traditional Korean dresses.

The compare then took to the stage with results in hand. Third place was RUSSIA, with his superb dance. Second was Belgium with sublime piano playing. But, the night belonged to KOREA. His fantastic solo singing performance of the song ‘Just Once’ made him the deserved Mr World Talent Champion.

KOREA was ecstatic and he jumped up off the stage punching the air in delight. The music started playing and he sang the song one more time, but this time, all the Mr World contestants joined in the celebrations by coming onto the stage.

He was also congratulated by Miss World and Miss Korea who presented him with the accolade. After he finished he spoke and was very modest and humble about his performance, which left a lasting impression on those who witnessed it.

The rest of the top six were announced as South Africa, Kenya and Venezuela in no particular order. Congratulations!